MILK SYSTEM CORRUPTED. Scanning for flavor errors...
Confused Cafe Antivirus™ v0.0.1
🐄 SYSTEM OVERRIDDEN BY COW 🐄
ALL ORDERS BELONG TO THE FARM NOW
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TODAY'S DISASTER
We found a cow in the storage room. All milk is now 'Extra Authentically Fresh'. No refunds for grass flavors.
warning
Enter at your own peril. We are not responsible for your tastebuds' trauma.
COW TRACKER:
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VISUAL REGRET GALLERY
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